Much has been said of the strumpets of yore Of wenches and bawdy house queens by the score But I sing of the baggage that we all adore, The Landlord's Daughter
You'll never love another Although she's not the kind of girl To take home to your mother The Landlord's Daughter [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/p/paul_giovanni/the_landlords_daughter.html ] Her ale it is lively and strong to the taste It is brewed with discretion and never with haste You can have all you like If you swear not to waste The Landlord's Daughter
And, when her name is mentioned The parts of every gentleman Do stand up at attention The Landlord's Daughter
Oh, nothing can delight so As does the part that lies between Her left toe And her right toe The Landlord's Daughter