My Very Good Friend The Milkman (song by Harold Spina, Johnny Burke)
My very good friend the milkman says That I've been losing to much sleep He doesn't like the hours I keep And he suggests that you should marry me * * * My very good friend the mailman says That it would make his burden less If we both had the same address And he suggests that you should marry me. * * * Then there's a very friendly fellow who prints All the latest real estate news And every day he sends me blueprints Of cottages with country views * * * My very good friends the neighbours say That they've been watching little things I do And they perceive that I love you So I suggest that you should marry me.