Zoe: This place is like a maze, i can’t tell where is where Tim: Were you just hitting on that girl back there? Zoe: Yeah, of course why not? She was totally hot Tim: Dude, that’s my body that you’ve got Zoe: Yeah, i know, but, you know i’ve never had or wore one of these… dangly bits before. Come on, i have to try it out, see what the fuss is all about Tim: Dude, that my body Zoe: A guy’s body anywhere near my bed is not my first choice like i said but i have to make due with what i’ve got and if you were in my spot in a girl’s body, you know, wouldn’t you want to have a go? Tim: Wha…. aw come on. I haven’t been laid in like a year and i’m gonna have to sit right here and watch you get some in my body Zoe: Ooo, yeah, you’re gonna be watching the whole time. That’s.. kind of creepy. it’s not my thing the whole threesome with a guy fling Tim: But it’s my body! Zoe: On the other hand you might learn a few things Tim: OMG! What if she’s a lesbian? Zoe: I’m a lesbian, it’s great. Tim: No, you’re in my body Zoe: omg, for the first time i’m hoping a hot chick is straight Tim: It’s gonna kill me to watch me get laid and not be there Zoe: Well, okay, say, you wanna come out for a bit? in the middle, for like five minutes? Or is that too long, i hear things about guys and short mating spans Tim: Wa… pfshh, not i, that’s totally other guys. Although, if it’s the first time with a chick and lord knows it’s been awhile.. omg this conversation is so wrong Zoe: On so many levels. Here’s to going to hell Tim: This is isn’t hell it’s just a… weird place. Zoe: I am way more comfortable talking about getting laid then this weird shit. Tim: Aren’t you objectivfying… Zoe: look, it’s been a long time for me come on, just let me see, test drive a little trip, try out your ugly little dangly bit Tim: It is not little! And i want that five minutes! Zoe: You cannot blow it during your five minutes Tim: And you’re gonna have to learn how to list baseball players in my head Zoe: Where i’m from we don’t have baseball teams. We have Manchester United… Tim: I don’t even know what that means…