Timothy: We finally arrived, is this gonna be goodbye?
Z: I have to get Claire back and today’s a perfect time
Timothy: what do we do about the slender man?
Zoe: He doesn’t seem to want to murder people like he did beforehand
Timothy: No he just wants to have sex with everyone
Zoe: Which is a lot better.
Timothy: So we just let some ugly oversexed creature loose unsupervised?
Zoe: Men have been left unsupervised for quite some time
Timothy: Ha ha. We really would be letting a hyper aggressive supernatural lust… we’d basically be letting a rape monster run around
Zoe: Think of him like an animal and train him. Maybe you could use electro shock until he’s docile
Timothy: So i’d be wandering the land, a boy and his pet slender man?
Zoe: It’s kind of picturesque… look, i really gotta fly.I gotta get Claire home and it’s important that it’s today
Timothy: All right i’ll manage
Zoe: Are you gonna be okay?
Timothy: Yeah
Zoe: You can get the order to help you train him or something
Timothy: Or something. Don’t worry i got this.
Zoe: Okay. Listen, Timothy, i’m serious, you’re one of the fniest human beings i’ve ever known and i promise to look you up before …you know, i go
Timothy: Okay. You’re awesome, Zoe.
Zoe: Remember, girlfriends, homes and friday night beer
Timothy: You can find me right here.
Zoe: Take care
T: Looks like it’s you and me, Slendy. I gotta plan. Hey, hey look… look over there… no, right there. You see that? Right over there? Yeah that thing….
(Shoots the Slenderman in the head. )
Timothy: Yeah, fuck you. I’m getting a good night’s sleep for once.