EisE Wall Conversations - NEW REIGNING CHAMPION mwahahahhahahahahaha
Alright oh my voice is really croaky again this morning. Probably because I had no sleep. Yet again. I had a little attack of insomnia last night. NOT what was all over my wall. I don't pee in public, thank you very much. Ummm oh I wasn't going to talk about that. But anyway...
Shakes you know I really appreciate that you've done this for us because it's just been such a great idea and I've had so much fun with it. And I think that everyone is really embracing it. Well, everyone who's important anyway. And if the rest of you aren't embracing it and you want to be important then go and fucking record a clip. And you know what, Shakes, you need to take credit for this because I don't care what you say. This is your idea and it's fabulous. And I am really thankful for it. And if you don't actually shut up and listen to me saying thank you, then I'm going to fly to St Petersburg and I am going to spank you.
And Polina, my honey, my lovely. I just adore you darling. I love you so much. I know that I'm probably going to be in trouble now for offering to spank Shakes. So there are probably quite a few confessions I could make to you. Maybe we need a Skype session. You'll have to hustle your way over. Because I've been much naughtier than you know. And oh no... I'm not going to confess any of this actually now that I think about it.
And then, yes ok, there will be no more beaver talk. I'd like to officially thank Axel for giving me a lovely beaver. Which is a kontakte gift. It is not an actual, you know, sexual reference. Although it was funny. For a day. It's kinda over now. It's not funny anymore. So I think we're done with the beaver talk. And ummmm.... but yes..... My sexy linebacker gave me a beaver. And it made me happy. The End.
What else ... what else. Oh my husband. Leave my husband out of this. He's really sweet and ummm it's not like that at all. He's just a really sweet person that I like to joke around with. And you just have to be nicer to him, because he's incredibly underage and I don't think we should torment him. He's just a really sweet, sweet, smart, lovely boy. And it's not like that at all. So, Polina I'm going to... Oh no more talk about my husband. My husband is off limits. Besides, you know, one day I'll marry someone my own age. You know and he did graduate high school, so come on!! That's a good thing, right?
And Marisha, oh you're so sweet. You've probably seen my funny statuses in facebook where my friends have all just thought that I'm mad for learning Russian. And the one where, he's actually quite a close friend and it's his birthday today BTW, and he was laughing at me for learning Russian. And for the fact that that all that I know how to say in Russian is 101 ways to say I love you. And then a couple of ways to tell you to fuck off. Basically what we've decided is that I've just gone for the passionate things. I can't really hold a conversation. And I can't say anything mundane. But I can be really sweet. And I can be really horrible. And nothing in between. It's black or white with me, no greys.
And so basically the whole point of this was that I'm beating Pol. Because if she thinks she's the champion... I can win. I can talk longer, and I can talk harder, and I can talk better. Well, maybe not better cause she does have such a lovely voice. And she sings much better than me. She's fantastic really, isn't she? Everybody should love our Pol.
And Sunshine, my Sunshine, my lovely lovely Sunshine. How I love you. Can you please record something else? Because I love the sound of your voice. And I know that I stole it. Which you weren't expecting. And now I have it forever. And that song. that song, I just loved it. So I want a song. You know. We can't just have Didrick singing all the time. He is wonderful. But I want a song too. I want a song like the one that y