PAYDAY 2 - A Heist Not Attempted Before(Hoxton) | Текст песни

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This is a story
I promise it's true
A tale of a crafty ol'
Robbery crew

They could clean any safe
In a minute or two
They had hit every bank
And post office too

They had snatched every diamond
And valuable gem
Seemed like nothing could offer
A challenge to them

Then one Christmas they hatched
The most brilliant score
A plan for a heist
Not attempted before

So they painted their guns white
And learned how to ski
They got their disguise
From a Christmas tree

Then they went to the North Pole
As fast as could be
They were going to rob
Santa's toy factory

My kind of crew
Like taking candy from a baby

They travelled through busses(?)
For over a week
Till they saw Santa's factory
Up on a peak

By the candy cane fence
They then started to sneak
Seen security there
Was surprisingly weak

Around factory buildings
Came elfs on the way
Bringing bags full of toys
Down to Santa's big sleigh

They were busy as bees
But they froze at the sound
When our robbery crew
Shouted down on the ground

Then the plan as efficient
As clockwork commenced
Where they melted away
The elf's snowball defence

Then they hogtied the reindeer
Inside of their fence
And the helpless who slept
Thanks to gas in the vents

Nice touch

They blew up the fuse box
And turned on night vision

Then they utilized shape charges
To get inside

They drilled from security door
With precision

Then manhandled Santa
And had him tied
Ooooh yeeeaah

Serves him right
Big red ♥♥♥♥er

Santa was tougher
To crack than they thought
He just wouldn't surrender
The code for the vault

Though they stepped on his glasses
So he couldn't see
And an icepick was used
To crack open his knee

Good one

After waterboard torture
And kicking his balls
After hours of smashing
His face into walls

They finally realized
Just what did the trick
When they threatened to cut off
Santa's beard so thick

You got a dirty mind

So he gave up the code
And they all gathered round
Just to find out just what treasures
Were there to be found

As the vault door swong open
They realized why
A heist against santa
Had never been tried

They looked in the vault
And they all felt like rookies
See inside there was just
Lots of milk and cookies

Oh dear god
You f*cking amateurs
Why do you think no one done this before?
D*ckheads