How dare you interfere with Everything that I've worked for?! I didn't ask to deal with The lunacy of you four
I don't deserve the anguish You clods keep piling on me Why can't you mind your business? And stop destroying my things!
They said this would be easy They said I'd be commended They didn't tell me you clods Would leave me sore and stranded
But I'm not giving up just yet I'll get you back, and they'll forget That catastrophic failure And how I lost our jailbirds
You Crystal Clods, oh, just you wait I'll serve your gems upon a plate Won't Yellow Diamond be pleased? Don’t underestimate me
One time! That's all I ask Leave my things alone and let me finish my task Every single day my stress grows higher Your nonsense is making me sick and tired No matter what I do, some clod denies me Even my allies haven't bothered to find me! I'm stuck, footless on this hunk of dirt But soon, you clods'll be the ones getting hurt
I've just got to be patient Soon they'll come looking for me And when they finally get here You'll all be flippin' sorry
You should be getting frantic 'Cause we'll deracinate you Sure, I might seem pedantic (That means I'm smarter than you)
La la la la la...
Don't even try to hide away Because no matter what you say They're coming to your planet You clods are gonna get it
It's not my fault you can't behave We're gonna put you in your grave 'Cause after all that you've done I've got no leg to stand on
Of course this happens to me It figures, that the smart gem Who actually works hard Gets dipped head-first in mayhem
But I won't let it shake me Because my time is coming And when I string you clods up You'll have no chance of running
I don't know how, but mark my words Whether it's me or them who hurts you Really, it won't matter When you're lying on a platter
Enjoy your freedom while you can 'Cause your demise is in our plan We'll shock you like a lightning rod You Crystal Clods!