(Dooby dooby doo-bah) X4 He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action! (Dooby dooby doo-bah) X2 He's a furry little flatfoot, who'll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay! He's got more than just mad skill, (Wah-ah-ah) He's got a beaver's tail and a bill, (ah-ah) And the women swoon whenever they hear him say:
(pause; Perry chatters and women faint)
He's Perry, Perry the Platypus! (But you can call him Agent P.) Perry! (I said you can call him Agent P!) A-gent-P!