A Punk Song About How Law Enforcement Ruins Everything
must commend my dear friend the mosquito For making my toilet bowl his humble home He taught me in the face of hardship you can never sink too low I would never jeopardize anything's survival So long as that same thing stayed the hell away from mine I've probably killed a thousand bugs plus countless more I stepped on Accidentally
That makes me a hypocrite But everything is relative If we always sweat the small stuff we will dry up I'm just another human being Oblivious to everything Another evolutionary miracle
I'd like to think that there's at least one thing redeemable In each and every one of our seven billion souls I've logged 20 years and counting in the field of people watching Regrettably I haven't quite found out the things I wanted Cause for everything that moves me there are ten things that confuse me But I'm no saint myself
That makes me a hypocrite But everything is relative With the world up on our shoulders it will crush us I'm just another human being Oblivious to everything Another evolutionary miracle The only public place that I've ever seen true love
Was the baggage claim at the Baltimore airport A father reunited with his two excited children I probably would have cried but right then a cop rode by on a Segway And he looked ridiculous so I laughed instead
That makes me a hypocrite But everything is relative If we don't pull together now, we may never get the chance Because all of use are human beings Oblivious to everything Together and remarkable Disdainful and despicable Another evolutionary miracle