What do you wear When you need to impress Just slip into high heals And a brand new little black dress
You're such a success Wearing a little black dress And out to impress Wearing a little black dress
Love is a vampire Haunting the city at night In chic uniform Short, black and tight
Flushed with success Wearing a little black dress Dressed to impress Wearing a little black dress
Look at you Are you lonely Is TV how your night ends? You need some smarter friends
(That shit is gonna rob you of your ambition) (My only ambition is to get high and watch TV)
Pessimism Is another word for depressed For which post-feminism Prescribes you a little black dress
You're such a princess Wearing a little black dress So chic, such finesse Wearing a little black dress You're naked unless You're wearing a little black dress And flushed with success Wearing a little black dress