Christmas is not all it's cracked up to be Families fighting around a plastic tree Nothing on the TV that you'd want to see
And it's hardly ever snowing the way it's meant to be Like in white Christmas year after year Bing Crosby, Bring Crosby, are you listening to me?
It doesn't often snow at Christmas The way it's meant to do But I'll still have a ball at Christmas Because I'll be with you
The Christmas message was long ago lost Now it's all about shopping and how much things cost It's meant to be goodwill as well as synthetic fun What is this year's festive number one
It doesn't often snow at Christmas The way it's meant to do But I'll still have a ball at Christmas Because I'll be with you