I remain lazydaisy, hazy, crazy Staying in the bed until an hour on three Got some appointments but got them all canceled Now I got the situation handled Man I will get up and hurry shit up But not untill I roll over bout three times Get out of bed and take my caffeine, protein Then I slide through the double A scene Like sunshine pretty women won't decline When invited for a glass of wine The time is about sixish Ready for a hot dish Barbecue, botstue or hot fish Whatever the case be I remain lazy Negativity today won't phaze me I'm not bluffing I'm trying to tell you something Today I'ma do absolutely nothing Cause man I'm lazy
[Chorus:] I'm lazy.
Now it's seven o'clock and I'm up in the garden Yawning, fifth glass of wine now I'm starting To get that feeling again Wanna write something down for some of that healing again Chillin' again after writing a few sentences Ignoring my phone and all it's messages See this just is one of them lyricists Fucking the business which is fucking him In which case I dismiss the shit Keeping me off my path But today I take a break from that and laugh Have a blast as I sit back Taking all the shit back Today motivation is the only thing I lack I'm lazy.
[Chorus:] Dreamin' on the couch with my feet up. I'm lazy.
Lying on the couch, bag of chips on my belly Focus on one thing: only on the telly Juice and bonbons and finishing my jelly Should take a shower but won't Even though I'm smelly Went to the deli to get all of my groceries Eggs, chicken and cheese Now I got the steeze to chill or just freeze Every minute of relaxation that I can squeeze in, I will Chilled is the mode I'm in I'm nodding of need to piss but I'm holding in I hop in my bed and then I start to grin Thinking tomorrow I should be sleeping in Cause man, I'm lazy
[Chorus:] I'm lazy. Dreamin' on the couch with my feet up.