Peter Dinklage - Master of the Seas | Текст песни

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• Peter Dinklage
• Master of the Seas

Here you are on a boat, you're adrift, you're afloat, one might even stay you're stuck
Well, I don't wanna gloat, but I would like to note that you're in luck
You've been saved by the ape that rules these waters
So forget about your wives and daughters
First Mate, introduce me to them, please!

Aye aye, Captain Gutt!
He's the big and scary,
Elegant and hairy,
Fear inspiring,
Years 'til retiring,
Looting, stealing,
Banana peeling,
Undisputed Master of the Seas!
(Oh, jeez!)
That's me!
Tis he!
That's me!
Tis he!
That's me!
Tis he!
Okay, okay

I'm a primate pirate pioneer and these are my brave buccaneers,
All of whom where once lost souls like you.

It's true!
He rescued us!
He saved our butts!
For that we owe our lives to Gutt, and assuming he doesn't kill you...
You will owe him too!

Here we are on a ship, moving at quite a clip through the ever-shifting ice

Come along on a trip,
That's a hint,
That's a tip,
That's good advice!
In a world that's going under
To survive you must learn to plunder,

Luckily, that's my field of expertise.

He's the best!
He's the roving, heaving,
(We really should be leaving!)
Weapon-throwing,
(We gotta get going!)
Sloth-slaying,
(Ah, I wish we could be staying!)
Undisputed, uncontested, monkey-suited,

Yeah, you guessed it,

Master of the Seas!
Oh, please!
That's me!
Tis he!
That's me!
Tis he!
That's who?
It's you!
Just testing, I knew, it's me!