Oh he doesn't smell like Irish Spring And he never taught me anything But still I slap my chest and sing of my drunken irish dad Oh his face looks like a railroad map And he never shut his friggin trap But all the ladies catch The Clap From your drunken irish dad.
Ask-a Henesey, Tenesey, Morrison, Shortison, Reedman and Rudy they'll tell you the same. McNulty, Morooney, McCodder and Clooney all feel the same mixture of pride and of shame Hinnagin, Hannagan, Harry and Flannigan look to the ground when their dad passes by. Habberty, Rabberty, Joyson, O'Labberty fight for his honor and then start to cry!
(Instrunmental part try to get a dog and a sheep to dance together)
Oh we Irish lads are all in firm And our moods infect us like a germ cause we're all the spot of a pickled old sperm... And we don't tan well either. From your drunken Irish dad.