[Hook] two man (gank), three man (gank), four man (gank), five man (gank) prophet (gank), breaker (gank) feeding (gank), feeding (gank)
[Verse 1] Now I got time to play some dota mrs flax is sleeping kids are tucked up in their beds and to the fridge I go a'creepin Sometimes I drink classy shit and sometimes I just drink a cider It's a friday night what's wrong with that what is your fucking problem I am in a dark room headphones, looking to play some dotes soon already quite fucked up, fillin' up my cup my team are in a mood losing by the minute and it's looking like gg Took a sip, then another sip, then somebody said to me:
[Chorus] Pflax why you babysitting like 2 last hits? how can any body be that shit? you get a swimming pool full of cider, then you dive in it Pool full of cider then you dive in it I drink a few cans then I play some dotes all my friends want to quit they're scrotes I got a swimming pool full of cider and I dive in it it's my fucking cider and I dive in it
[Hook] solo (gank), two man (gank) three man (gank), five man (gank) prophet (gank), breaker (gank) feeding (gank), feeding (gank)
[Verse 2] Okay, now open your mind up and listen to me, Pflax I'm your subconscious and I have full access to your dota history, Pflax I know that you're hammered right now And I'm hopin' to lead you to victory, Pflax they're taking this seriously I'ma lose all my buddies for playing badly I feel like I can't help but feed I see the hate in their eyes, they see me feeding and it's getting worse as soon as the damage of cider arrive This is a terrible game I am the one that they'll blame and apparently, I'm over influenced by fomented apples and I need a pause to go get another when somebody say
[Chorus] Pflax why you only manage like 2 last hits? how can any body be that shit? you get a swimming pool full of cider, then you dive in it Pool full of cider then you dive in it I drink a few cans then I play some dotes all my friends want to quit they're scrotes I got a swimming pool full of cider and I dive in it it's my fucking cider and I dive in it
[Hook] solo (gank), two man (gank) three man (gank), five man (gank) prophet (gank), breaker (gank) feeding (gank), feeding (gank)
[Bridge] I farm, you die, damn One creep score, one hundred deaths, damn rage quit, gg? damn One creep score, one hundred deaths, bang I farm, you die, damn One creep score, one hundred deaths, damn rage quit, gg? damn One creep score, one hundred deaths, bang
[Chorus] Pflax why you only manage like 2 last hits? how can any body be that shit? you get a swimming pool full of cider, then you dive in it Pool full of cider then you dive in it I drink a few cans then I play some dotes all my friends want to quit they're scrotes I got a swimming pool full of cider and I dive in it it's my fucking cider and I dive in it
[Hook] solo (gank), two man (gank) three man (gank), five man (gank) prophet (gank), breaker (gank) feeding (gank), feeding (gank)