phelous,Nostalgia critic - pretence(OST Moulin rouge review) | Текст песни

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Pretense!
They just cover pop songs elaborately!
It makes no sense
How they take it so damn seriously!
So proud of the way they rip songs apart
But a new coat of paint doesn't make it art!
Pretense!

NC:Though in my heart I know it's asinine
I respect the production design
Elements so diverse
All the hours of rehearsal you can tell
Not to mention the vision
to believe it would turn out well!

Phelous:Pretense!
Youtube is where mash-up videos belong!
Pretense!
Otherwise just write your own damn songs!
So proud of the way they botch classic rock!
Ugh! These creative thieves can all suck on my...

NChick:There's no shame
In liking something lame.
A rose by any other name
is what it is
And if you like it that's okay.

Oancitizen: Hey guys, what's up?
NC:...Kyle from Brows Held High...Hi...
Oancitizen: Watcha Doin'?
NC: Oh...nothing...nothing.
Oancitizen: Well, sure there is. You guys are together and...singing.
NC:Ummm...
Oancitizen: Without me.
NC: It's nothing personal, Kyle. It's just uh...
Oancitizen: You know that I did the first musical review on this site, right? Brows Held High: The Man Who Fell to Earth. Um, Miss Ellis, you were in it, weren't you?
NChick: Hey, I put you in my Les Mis thing. I didn't even know who the hell you were!
Oancitizen: And you didn't think to include me in your little crossover.
*he gets angry (insert smashy bashy)*
Oancitizen: THIS GUN DOESN'T WORK!!!
*tries to stab himself with a prop knife*
Oancitizen: FUCK!!!
*STUFF*
NC: Oh, get over it!
Oancitizen: Okay. (gets up and walks away)