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Um, well this is weird, I WAS just gettin' all my stories, and i started to upload my personal vlog to youtube, and the browser crashed. Didn't save. So for the next 3 minutes I shall sing!
Hey BABY GIRL
I see you over there, and ill be honest,
I'm startin to stare, because I'm thinkin' about
my penis on your face.
I have dreams, and I have needs,
and the number one of those is that I need to put my penis,
right there on your face.
Your hair, your eyes, your ears, your nose
Doesn't really matter where it goes, cause I just want
my penis on your face.
How I met my girlfriend.x3
I CALL THAT SONG,
How I met my girlfriend.
A lot of people ask me how myself and my girlfriend met. And uh.. The story is actually we met at a youtube gathering. Um.. in Baltimore.. Baltimore yeah there was like.. there was literally like 20 people went to this thing. and um.. 2 kids are 14 made fun of me so I was like "Yeah! you know I'll teach you a LESSON! and I'll drink 4 long island ice teas" Uh no um food in my stomach.
How I met my girlfriend.
and uh.. i became very inhebriated.
How I met my grilfriend.
Then I cornered my girlfriend in a hotel room, and I did not have a blunt object to hit her head. So I went to plan B which was to serenaDe her with a song. Um.. which I believe I titled...
Your face.
and uh.. and I think it went something like a..
Hey BABY GIRL I see you over there,
and ill be honest, I'm startin to stare,
because I'm thinkin' about
my penis on your face.
I have dreams, and I have needs,
and the number one of those is that I need to put
my penis, right there on your face.
Your hair, your eyes, your ears, your nose
Doesn't really matter where it goes, cause I just want
my penis on your face.x2
How I met my girlfriend.x3
I CALL THAT SONG,
How I met my girlfriend.

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