Male Singer: He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action Backing scat: (Dooby dooby doo-ba, dooby dooby doo-ba) Male Singer: He's a furry little flatfoot, who'll never flinch from a fray! He's got more than just mad skill Female Singer: (Wah-ah-ah) Male Singer: He's got a beaver tail and a bill Female Singer: (ah-ah) Male Singer: And the women swoon whenever they hear him say: Perry: (chatters) (Fainting sighs from women) Male Singer: He's Perry, Perry the Platypus!
(Extension) Major Monogram: But you can call him Agent P. Male Singer: Perry- Major Monogram: I said you can call him Agent P. All Singers: Agent P!