We're searchin' for a beast of yore with a long neck and a tail; Everywhere we look we lose on this long and dusty trail... We're westward ho 'cause the ranchers know somethin' isn't right; Their goats are bein' snatched away in the darkness of the night... Chupacabra ho… Chupacabra, chupacabra: Phineas: What just jumped the wire? Chupacabra, chupacabra: Buford: I'm starting to perspire! Chupacabra, chupacabra: Buford: I'm not usually a crier, But isn't that- Baljeet: The goat vampire!
Posses and gangs have tried to hunt and flush it from its lair, But not 'til now have a gang of kids pursued it from the air... Cowboys tried to trap and trick it with just about everything, But no one's ever tried to lure it with a bully on a string. Bully on a string... Chupacabra ho... Chupacabra ho...