Blues: When I was a boy Down in South Illinois I heard a man playing blues Oh, what a wonderful noise He had an old guitar But not a dollar to his name Making music so sad But he was happy just the same He gave me a wink And said \"Son, lemme share the news\" If you want a happy life Ya gotta learn to sing the blues
50's Rock: I asked my daddy for a guitar Oh, I begged and i plead I said I wanted to sing the blues And he just nodded his head Daddy said when he was my age Boogie-Woogie was the thing Just take the blues, throw out your hip And add a little swing Music has the power That without it he'd have sworn He'd have never have met my mom And id have never have been born [Psychedelia Solo]
Funk Rock: HA! I kept learnin all the powers by guitar had I made to go wakka wakka Till it was so good it was bad Just make a face And stomp that bass And make that rhythm bump This is just the blues But in a way that makes ya wanna shake your rump I can make ya clap your hands I can make ya get up and dance If you wanna shake your booty My friend, ya gotta give the funk a chance
Metal: METAL! Pound your fist in the air! METAL! Bang your head full of hair Its crunchy and its nasty Full of bad attitude Your parents'll think you're crazy Your neighbors'll think you're rude Believe it or not Its just the blues again You just add a little fuzz And turn your amp up to 10! Music has the power to change your life forever WOW! SHUH!