Mom, look, don't roll your eyes at me Mom, look, just come over and see Mom, look, it shouldn't be so hard Mom, look, they built it in the backyard
Once they made it winter in June I didn't see it. built a rocket to the moon I didn't see it! Mom, they caused me so much pain! Now, Candace... Once they even gave me Perry's brain! Oh, for crying out loud!
They built a submarine, a time machine A haunted house that made me scream Drove cattle through the mall Built a giant bowling ball Blew me up to fifty feet A chariot dragged me down the street
Made their stupid clothes a fashion craze Shoelace tips a household phrase Shot me through a circus tent Always asked where Perry went A lava flow destroyed my face A giant roller derby race Thawed a caveman out of ice Built a roller coaster twice!