Doofenshmirtz: My name is Doof, And you'll do what I say. Whoop whoop! My name is Doof, And you'll do what I say. Whoop whoop!
Major Monogram: Noooooo......
Doofenshmirtz: My name is Doof, And you'll do what I say. Whoop whoop!
Singular Victim: His name is Doof, And I'll do what he says. Whoop whoop!
Doofenshmirtz: My name is... (Perry crashes in.)
Major Monogram: Avert your ears, Agent P! Avert your ears!
Doofenshmirtz: My Name is Doof,
And you'll do what I say.
Whoop Whoop!
My Name is Doof,
And you'll do what I say.
Whoop Whoop!
My name...
Doofenshmirtz: No, no, no, no, oh, get back in there! Wait why isn't..? What? Perry the Platypus? I swear, of all the aquatic mammals I hang with you are truly the most uncooperative!
Crowd of Victims: His name is Doof, And we'll do what he says. Whoop whoop! His name is Doof, And we'll do what he says. Whoop whoop! His name is Doof, And we'll do what he says. Whoop whoop!