Phineas and Ferb - There's A Platypus Controlling Me | Текст песни

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Vanessa Doofenshmirtz: Dad?
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Oh, hi, Vanessa!
Vanessa: Dad, what are you doing?
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I'll be honest, I don't really understand.
But I fell down this hill now I got glue on my hands,
And I got records on my fingers.
Kids: Whaaaat?
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Records on my fingers,
I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop.
Kids: Don't stop.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I can't stop. I got a platypus controlling me.
Kids: WHAAAAT?
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I got a platypus controlling me.
Now let me sum it up.
It was a strange set of circumstances.
Kids: Strange set of circumstances?
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands, now I got records on my fingers
And I just can't stop.
Kids: DON'T STOP. DON'T STOP.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I would if I was able
There's a platypus controlling me; he's underneath the table.
Kids: There's a platypus controlling him—WHAAAT?
Kid: Oh I get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever is keeping you down.
Kids: Like corporations are a platypus.
The government's a platypus.
Your teacher is a platypus.
Weird Kid: My teacher is a panda.
Kids: Society's a platypus.
My parents are a platypus.
The media's a platypus.
It's all just propaganda!
Yeah we've all got a platypus controlling us!
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Just me!
Kids: We've all got a platypus controlling us!
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I'd stop if I was able.
Kids: We've all got a platypus controlling us!
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I'm not speaking metaphorically,
The platypus controlling me is underneath the table.
Wait! Oh wait, no, he's gone!
Heyyy! There's no platypus controlling me…
There's no platypus controlling me!
(Cheers)

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