All: We wish you a merry Christmas We wish you a merry Christmas We wish you a merry Christmas And a happy new year
Phineas: We wish you the best day ever And hope all your Christmas endeavors Are super-fun, amazing, and clever And that your New Year's rocks, too
Isabella: Both Christmas trees and menorahs It can be confusing for us When we break into a chorus Of "olé" (¡Olé!) and "oy vey" (¡Oy vey!)
Major Monogram: Good missions I'll give To Agents A through Z Carl, get away from that punch bowl I'm saving that for me Carl: Sorry, sir...
All: We wish you a Perry Christmas We wish you a Perry Christmas We wish you a Perry Christmas And a (Perry chatters) new year
Baljeet: I wish for a calculator- Slash-Hindi-English translator To find a common denominator In both of my tongues
Buford: Good wedgies I'll give To all of you nerds That's how I say "Merry Christmas" I ain't good with words
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: I wish you would let me rule you In evil I'm going to school you I won't sugarcoat or fool you Your New Year's looks grim
I warn you, my new -inator Will force you to serve me later So why not just choose to cater To my every whim?
All: We wish your every endeavor Makes this the best Christmas ever And we're all so glad that we will never Mention figgy pudding... Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Oh, great. Well now we've mentioned it. Major Monogram: You know, no one would have noticed if you'd have just kept your mouth shut.