[Phineas:] So you're saying that you don't have rhythm, But listen what you're doing right there! With that stamp and a book you got a real nice hook! Sounds to me like you got rhythm to spare!
[Sherman:] I have no idea what you're talking about, I've got as much rhythm as that chair! What happened to me was a tragedy, But I don't have to be a millionaire!
Look, I got a sweet deal going on here, I got all the books that I can read! All these sweet old ladies and this carpet from the 80's! What more could a librarian need?
Besides, I ain't got rhythm! No, I ain't got rhythm! Said I ain't got rhythm! I ain't got rhythm!
[Phineas:] You're kidding me right, y-you're kidding me!? Don't you see what you were doing right then? That's a wicked groove you were starting to move! Mister, you've got rhythm times ten!
[Sherman:] I think perhaps that you're not listening, I find it tedious to repeat. It's no big crime, I just can't keep time, I'm telling you I lost the beat!
I don't need my face on T-shirts, Or hit a power-chord guitar! They were screaming my name, I guess it's a shame. But I don't need to be a rock star!
Besides, I ain't got rhythm! No, I ain't got rhythm! Said I ain't got rhythm! I ain't got rhythm! I ain't got rhythm
Phineas: Sounds like rhythm to me!
No, I ain't got rhythm!
Seems like they all agree
Said I ain't got rhythm!
But you're laying down some funky syncopation!
I ain't got rhythm!
Phineas: But you got that beat!
No, I ain't got rhythm!
Look at them, they're stomping their feet!
Said I ain't got rhythm!
It's time for you to rock a brand new generation!
Brand new generation!
Gonna rock a brand new generation!
Cause I ain't got rhythm!
[Woman, spoken:] Huh. Would you just go join the band?