Let it be hoisted above a burning horizon of magnetic yellow ribbons Orchestrated press conferences Fraternity pledges Television satellites Chik-fil-a openings And country club parking lots Pledge allegiance to nothing It’s time to voice your discontent To bring an end to this behavior No more white hat wearing erections Sporting studded belts and toby keith mentalities Will be allowed to choose our adventures So from every pole From rafters of high school gymnasiums banners in 9/11 parades And stickers on Cadillac escalades It’s time to raise the bullshit flag