When I came out of my momma I was check one, two'n it Nowadays when I blaze everybody's feelin' it Feelin' it, feelin' what? Feel my energy flowin I got these people going nuts It's like a family affair I got cousins with no teeth I make a Phunkee stew if you got beef Roll up a spleef and get chiefed with your uncle Got beer and fireworks and I brought them by the truck full In a bus, in a van, in Japan in a rickshaw Gimme the mic and a stage and I can get raw 15 deep, go check the stats And when you do that add 10 more to that It's like we're all in ready to win this championship You think we been canned but we've been revamping this shit From the bars, to the pubs, to all the night clubs To people in our church you know we got love
Come on everybody let's join in You can bring your family or your good friends We're gonna make you boogie til your body bends And we won't start the show til your all in Come on everybody let's join in You can bring your family or your good friends We're gonna make you boogie til your body bends And we won't start the party til your all in
How many times we got to drop to make the spot hot? Ain't no second, third, fourth guessin' 'bout the skills that we got Shit hittin' hard like a buck shot And it's the Phunkiest damn shit you ever done did pop Out the box like above-the-ground swimming pools Fresh like your daddy's Sears Craftsman tools Ain't no fakin', always shakin' when we come to rock Still kick your monkey ass up and down the block Check the stats perhaps and shuffle it around Tracked like a nickel bag plus a pound Everybody put your hands up, can't nobody hide Tonight like every other night we ready to ride
Come on everybody let's join in You can bring your family or your good friends We're gonna make you boogie til your body bends And we won't start the show til your all in Come on everybody let's join in You can bring your family or your good friends We're gonna make you boogie til your body bends And we won't start the party til your all in
Boone, Danny bringin' the hootenanny Take the party all the way to the podium, scoop a Grammy If not then fuck it, my mother's thunder My father's lightening, no fuckin' wonder I'm high performance, my mind's enormous with a Hemi, hear me? Hell no you don't, but you will even if I have to drill A hole, instill this skill in your skull I got a turd in a skillet it's the hot shit, smell me? Russia been trippin' since NASA rebuilt me Outta spare parts stored in Area 51 I'm the Ichiban, get ya guns, where ya gonna run? I'll rhyme ya back in time my slime is lava I spit on Pompeii my flow is the cold water In 1912, they swallowed the unsinkable Froze those with no life boats I make ya holler
Backyard wrestlin' session, no aggression We're all equal here, no matter the profession Granny got her teeth out suckin' on a red one Hand on the bottle and the other's on a grip Daddy rolled a fatty that's he's tryin' to hide And Aunt Shirley's on the dance floor electric slidin' Uncle Ron has one hits in the tool shed Milky Dog shootin' bottle rockets over our heads Next door neighbor had a daughter with a favor So she gave me a little hit of that flavor Family trees I'm smokin' in the breeze Pop tunes and flippin' burgers, Yo' gimme some cheese! My dudes smokin' cigars sittin' on the porch WD40 and a lighter for a torch Double wide, dope ride, nothing to hide The doors is always open so come on inside
Come on everybody let's join in You can bring your family or your good friends We're gonna make you boogie til your body bends And we won't start the show til