Ran there, played that, derped around I'm having fun, oh look! A clown! I wonder if he'll let me touch his shoes
I won't eat a brick again The taste was bad, a nasty blend Aw jeez, I can't get this mail to fit in!
Eating muffins is so fun I love their taste! Yum yummy YUM! I'm pretty sure they're all I ever eat
Flown there, ate that, derped around I'm having fun, I love this town! I wonder if the moon is made of cheese
This time, pony, I'll be muffin-proof! This time, pony, I'll be muffin-proof!
[Hey there, I brought you a letter, and a muffin!]
I can't find my way around My eyes are big, and very round I'm always looking at two things at once!
Eat, eat, eat, your tasty treats! Cupcakes are nice, but just too sweet I'd rather have a batch of warm muffins!
Derp, derp, derp, derp, here I am! A funkadelic pegasus Oh pony, I think I lost my head
I won't let you eat my food Especially if you are rude 5:42a-m? It's time for bed!
This time, pony, I'll be muffin-proof! This time, pony, I'll be muffin-proof! This time, pony, I'll be muffin-proof! This time, pony, I'll be muffin-proof!
This time I'll be muffin-proof! This time I'll be muffin-proof!
[I wonder how to go about mushing bananas into muffins. I know! Anvils!]
This time, pony, I'll be muffin-proof! This time, pony, I'll be muffin-proof! This time, pony, I'll be muffin-proof! This time, pony, I'll be muffin-proof!
[Life is like a batch of muffins! Mmm, muffins...]