Have you ever wondered if your Mom gave Dad a blow job, Right before she kissed you good night? Did she swallow and eat a lot of folks you'll never meet, And does the thought give you a fright? Did you ever wonder how a dog jumps on another dog, And gets his penis right in? Then start banging away, not even "woof, it's nice to meet you"; If you ask me I think it's a sin. What makes a penis so thick? Why do some folks cum too quick? While some others never cum at all? Does a fly take a leak, and does an ostrich ever peek, When there's poop coming out of this butt? C'mon, now do you ever wonder...?