Oh, he don’t have time for no scientists He says they don’t agree Likes to spend his time on the Internet Shows him what he wants to see He will drive you around in his Jaguar He’s a BA frequent flyer He’s a middle-class, middle-brow, middle-weight, middle-aged Climate change denier
He talks about solar cycles Says they’ll never make him pay He says an Exon-funded study says That everything’s okay He loves to show you the emails How the liberals conspire He’s a middle-class, middle-brow, middle-weight, middle-aged Climate change denier
Says there's a war on the motorists The economy needs cars Gets his meat from farms in the Amazon His opinions from Mars He is right behind global warming If our summers would be drier He’s a middle-class, middle-brow, middle-weight, middle-aged Climate change denier
His house is high on a hillside He heats his patio Says if the world is getting hotter, yeah Then what's with all the snow Tries to speak like Jeremy Clarkson Thinks that he’s the new Messiah He’s a middle-class, middle-brow, middle-weight, middle-aged Climate change denier
He’s not afraid of the future When he won’t be alive Says he’s worked so hard all his life for The right to drink and drive He respects you have an opinion But tells you you’re a liar He’s a middle-class, middle-brow, middle-weight, middle-aged Climate change denier He’s a middle-class, middle-brow, middle-weight, middle-aged Climate change denier