The water is deep, you're right at the edge If you fall in the Thames you will die. Oh. You want to die.
If you fall in the Thames it will merely cause permanent Damage to your spinal cord.
Look, if it helps, I never liked you. Most things you do are basically harmful. But I don't want to see you die. What can I do? What can I say?
Please don't jump, Mr Cameron Don't tumble to a watery grave You should not admit defeat though they're marching on the street And the people cry: \"We all hate Dave\" Though the party is turning against you And the cabinet thinks that you're a prick You're a clever politician and you've formed a coalition So simply put the blame on Nick.
Turn around, Mr Cameron It's sad to see you so upset Does it make you feel a bitch cutting taxes on the rich When you're holding all the bankers' debt When you reach for the top just remember It really is a long way down So remember what you're for, give the finger to the poor And blame it all on Gordon Brown.
Take my hand, Mr Cameron Don't be blue that you're a Tory scum Though the carbon in the sky means the polar bears will die You will save us with uranium When your world falls to pieces around you Remember you're a millionaire. When the soldiers die at war, just do what you did before And blame it all on Tony Blair.
Walk this way, Mr Cameron Go back to your home and fight You shall live another day – but there's something in your way: It's those nutters on the Tory Right.
There's a girl and you could imitate her In evil you could even match her:
Get your party back on side and increase the class divide And blame it all on Margaret Thatcher. \"That's right!\" Blame it all on Margaret Thatcher \"Smash the Unions!\" Blame it all on Margaret Thatcher \"Deregulate the banks!\" Blame it all on Margaret Thatcher Thatcher, Thatcher, Thatcher, Thatcher.