There’s a girl in the village called Sally And her beauty is truly divine But Sally, alas, has a husband So Sally will never be mine.
But one night when her husband was sleeping She invited me out for some fun I still dream of that one night with Sally: She’s the only girl I’ve ever done.
When I dream of that one night with Sally As I’m here watching over my flock These feelings start building inside me I don’t know what to do with my smock.
Now my master’s at rest And the stars have come out I think some of you have guessed What this song is about:
I wonder what it feels like to kiss a sheep? I’d sit beside a young one in the mud Would she lead my tongue inside her mouth like Sally did? Or pull it down her throat and chew the cud? Would she nibble at my ears at all, and pin me up against the wall And book us in a very cheap hotel? I wonder what it feels like to kiss a sheep? But I mustn’t lie with beast, I’ll go to hell.
I wonder what it feels like to touch a sheep? Would she slip a hoof inside my underwear? Would she tell me what feels good for her like Sally did Or look upon me blankly and go “maaaah”? Could I fit all my hand inside, and would I leave her satisfied? Do sheep prefer a little more vibration? I wonder what it feels like to touch a sheep? But to lie with beast, it is abomination.
I wonder what it feels like to lick a sheep? Do you think that I could find her magic button? I imagine she would smell like pecorino cheese, Or maybe she would taste a bit like mutton. And if my sheep is like her breed, by following where others lead Perhaps she’d find the time to lick me too. I wonder what it feels like to lick a sheep And will it make her love me if I do?
I wonder what it feels like to love a sheep? I bet it’s bloody quick and feels amazing. Then I’d turn away and count her friends and fall asleep It wouldn’t even interrupt her grazing. I’ll call myself an oviphile. Of course we’ll do it sheepy style. My cries of joy will echo through the valley. I’ll discover what it feels like to love a sheep And as I give my milk, I’ll shout out: Sally!