Here's a little story that must be told Hey, what's going on? Can I talk to you? Can I talk to you? Oh you need to sit down? Oh..
[Pigeon John] I fall in love too easily I think I fall in love way too fast I shoulda took a little more time to really recognize your ugly-ass When we first went out, I thought you was the bomb You was kickin all this knowledge on the echos of stuff You was smart, had intelligence and a bomb booty Told you how I felt and you start to act snoody Why'd you have to go and date all my friends? Talk about you when I go and kick it with them You spoiled everything, made me cold to the soul I really think I loved you, let the story be told
[Chorus] Girl I hate you, so much I wish you were never born Silly girl, you broke me My heart's all ripped and torn
{"Hey!" chants}
[Pigeon John] I want a girl that likes to read in the bed and likes to watch TV drinkin coffee in the spread Yeah, that's my type of girl fa sho' Huh, I don't wanna chase you no mo' You a mean little woman but yo sho' is fine The type of girl that makes a brother lose his mind Give away all his money, tryin to taste a little honey And you know what you're doin, girl this stuff ain't funny Everytime you laugh it's like a knife in my heart You question these dudes' girls right from the start Heh, you gon' make me date a FUGLY girl But she know how to cook, make me rule the world
[Chorus]
[Interlude] Yeah.. Yes you Guys! (HUH?) GET OVER HERE! {*guys groans*} Sing.
[Outro] Why you gotta be so low? Why you gotta act so mean? You're such a pretty girl on the outside But your inside's Ben Vereen Why you gotta be so low? Why you gotta act so mean? You're such a pretty girl on the outside But your inside's Ben Vereen Why you gotta be so low? Why you gotta act so mean? You're such a fine girl on the outside But your inside's a ugly scene Why you gotta be so low? Why you gotta act so mean? You're such a pretty girl on the outside But your inside's a (black demon that ain't free)