She rode up in a Corvette looking like Joan Jett Oh, yeah She on the bus reading books so you know it’s more than looks Oh, yeah
Yeah, I’m on my shooting what I’m aiming for Heading towards the Bay Riding till I get it all, no matter what they say Born into religion so my mother’s Mary I was saved by a woman cold-hearted and a saint
Oh, yeah Oh, yeah
I have more enough to shake it now, I’m winding for some bacon Oh, yeah She cooked me breakfast in the morning in her panties while I’m yawning Oh, yeah
I’m a lucky, dirty bastard and headed for the casket Oh, yeah She’s sleeping naked while I’m riding, boy, can’t be more exciting Oh, yeah She’s the baddest girl from Venus and her daddy is a genius Oh, yeah
Wow, I’m just a golden boy, chocolate brown gunning in the road While they stay the same age, the more I get older She got me acting up, drunk enough to get sober Chasing that cat from Malibu to Dover Pockets sold out, flapping in the wind, hold up I know I went out, you should’ve seen her when I told you
Oh, yeah Oh, yeah
She got a ponytail and profit and she know she gonna drop it Oh, yeah I don’t blame her, not a bit, and all her bills are counterfeit Oh, yeah
She’s the baddest girl from Texas and you know she gonna make it Oh, yeah I never seen a girl hotter but her momma sure taught her Oh, yeah