Baby if I act like that, that guy will call me back What a paparazzi girl (yeah), I don't wanna be a stupid girl (uhhuh)
Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there Laughing loud so all the little people stare Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne (drop a name) What happened to the dreams of a girl president She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent They travel in packs of two or three With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees
Where, oh where, have the smart people gone? Oh where, oh where could they be? (yeah yeah yeah)
Baby if I act like that, that guy will call me back What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back (yeah) Push up my bra like that (uh-huh), I don't wanna be a stupid girl
(Break it down now) Disease's growing, it's epidemic I'm scared that there ain't a cure The world believes it and I'm going crazy I cannot take any more I'm so glad that I'll never fit in That will never be me Outcasts and girls with ambition That's what I wanna see (c'mon)
Disasters all around World despaired Their only concern Will they fuck up my hair?
Baby if I act like that, that guy will call me back What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
[Interlude] Oh my god you guys, I totally had more that 300 calories today That was so not sexy, no [Vomits] Oh, good one, can I borrow that? [Vomits] I WILL BE SKINNY!
(Do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing) (I like this, like this, like this)
Pretty will you fuck me girl, silly as a lucky girl Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl! Pretty would you fuck me girl, silly as a lucky girl Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
(Baby if I) Act like that, Flipping my blonde hair back (Baby if I) Push up my bra like that, stupid girl! (girl girl girl)
Baby if I act like that, that guy will call me back What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl