So Ya thought ya might like to go to the show to feel the warm thrill of confusion that space cadet glow I've got some bad news for you sunshine Pink isn't well he stayed back at the hotel And they sent us along as a surrogate band and we're going to find out where you fans really stand
Are there any queers in the theatre tonight? Get 'em up against the wall There's one in the spotlight He don't look right to me Get him up against the wall That one looks Jewish and that one's a coon Who let all this riff raff into the room There's one smoking a joint and another with spots If I had my way I'd have all of you shot