Us, and them And after all we're only ordinary men Me, and you God only knows it's not what we would choose to do
Forward he cried from the rear and the front rank died And the General sat, and the lines on the map moved from side to side
Black and blue And who knows which is which and who is who Up and Down And in the end it's only round and round and round Haven't you heard it's a battle of words the post bearer cried
Listen son, said the man with the gun There's room for you inside
Down and Out It can't be helped but there's a lot of it about With, without And who'll deny that's what the fighting's all abouut
Get out of the way, it's a busy day and I've got things on my mind For the want of the price of tea and a slice The old man died