In yellow shoes I get the blues, So I walk the street with my plastic feet with blue velvet trousers make me feel pink. Theres a kind of stink about blue velvet trousers
In my paisley shirt, I look a jerk, and my turquoise wasitcoat is quite outta sight. But oh, oh, my haircut looks so bad.... Vegetable man! Where are you?
So I change my gear, and I bugger my knees and I cover them up with the latest cuts My pants and socks are all in a box It does take long to find darn old socks The watch, black watch, my watch with a black face and a date in a little hole
and all the luck, its what I got, Its what I wear, Its what you see, It must be me, Its what I am! Vegetable man! Where are you?
Ah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah Hah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah - oh! I've been looking all over the place for a place for me But it ain't anywhere It just ain't anywhere.