I got a story that will waggle your balls It's called me being the greatest Thus requires applause I recall of dropping shit Like I shat in my drawers Big sack like Santa Claus
I'm looking for pre-K dispationate fag Fabulous Fascist honkey garbage That be takin' offense To this bad hazardous lingo That be dropped from a kid Or that makes actresses Look like ass and shit And I'm passin' shit Like the next level of a masochist I'm strapping bombs around my waist Just to blow up like the Taliban and shit
I eat dogs and I fry hogs I'm Asian Cause my dick is really small And I'm burning through these book pages
Cash money like Bursar's I'm sicker than the AIDS flus, hepatitis, and SARS I rattle bars Smoke rapper cigars Battle and scar padded Hispanics in bars That at the cash register cards Cause I swipe hard on these bitches
Yo I lose money rapid like Nic Cage A six gauge ring couldn't wrap around my dick It's got a rib cage I was chillin' when these dicks came like homos Spittin' out mad phrases Dumb like YOLO It's a no-go when I get my face beat in They call me crater face in school But they got beef And I got all the seasoning
Bring the pain In a sinister way Cause I strike with more blow Than Kurt Kobain's brains