[Intro] (Yo, fuck you bitch, you can't tell me what to do, and what not to do. You just started a war, son. Fuck that shit. This goes out to all animal rights activists)
[Chorus] PETA on my dick, PETA, PETA on my dick. (x4) (Ooh)
[Verse 1] I've been shooting dogs with BB guns since I was five (Uh) If you want to witness, you can come and see me live! (Ooh) I be trapping cats in AC units all the time Let them freeze, baby Give the mice a head start, please, baby! PETA trynna' take away the fun life They always sending people to my condo Like, \"Who you is, and how you getting all this mammal fur?\" I tell them \"Go ahead, and check-a check that bank roll I got a camel-fur coat, gator-skin duffel bag, Chinese labrador rug price tags Sea turtle shell money clip, hella tablerags(?) and handkerchief straight out the African wild Yeah, I don't give a fuck about the dolphins on my back, man I know a guy, who knows a guy, I get it like that.\" With a polar bear ceiling fan cooling down my back, and a kangaroo pouch to hold my diamonds and rags (Uh) I sewed a bunch of rats to quilt All this fur got me feeling like Cruella de Vil I've been lurking on my neighbor's dalmatians for weeks, man If you trying to split the profit, call my page in, for deets (Uh) They try to shut me down, that's a no-no They all trying to hit me with the low blows I never pay attention, I just pay in cash If you trying to ask some questions, man, get off my fuckin' ass. (Uh)
[Chorus] PETA on my dick, PETA, PETA on my dick. (x4) (Ooh)