Why was I the last to know that you Weren't coming to my show You could've called me up to say "Good luck" You could've called me back you stupid fuck Why was I the last to know?
First date, we ate sushi and It went well, I was funny and You said I was a cutie That's the last thing I heard from you I left tickets at the door for you I had to tell my mom that there was no more room You didn't show, that was so uncool You could have called me back
So I guess this means That we're not friends anymore I heard it's me your asking for I thought I'd see you at the show You said you'd go
Why was I the last to know that you Weren't coming to my show You could've called me up to say "Good luck" You could've called me back you stupid fuck Why was I the last to know? Why was I the last to know?
After the date I wouldn't go home with you I wouldn't put my heels in the air for you You tried to get me to do things I just won't do Last I heard from you Here's how I guess the story goes You would've came if I was a hoe Fuck for parts, that's just not how I roll Move it on down the road
So I guess that we Shouldn't be friends anymore Sick of hearing that it's me your asking for Cause I thought I'd see you at the show You said you'd go
Why was I the last to know that you (Why was I) Weren't coming to my show (You weren't coming, no) You could've called me up to say "Good luck" You could've called me back you stupid fuck (Yeah) Why (Why was I) was I the last to know? Why was I the last to know?
You thought you knew me I guess you didn't You thought you had me I think you didn't You thought you knew me (but you didn't) I guess you didn't
Why was I the last to know (Why) that you Weren't coming to my show You could've called me up to say "Good luck" (You could've called me up) You could've called me back you stupid fuck (You could've called me back) Why was I the last to know? Why was I the last to know? Why was I the last to know?
Yeah, the last to know Why was I the last to know? Why was I the last to know? You could've called me up The last to know!?