You've got a hetro life With some boring wife But I know deep down you're a Liar 'Cause you go to the gym "for the workout" And watch Sigfried and Roy "for the tigers"
You've built your walls So straight and tall But no barrier can protect you Now your hetro town's Burning to the ground And I'm swooping down to erect you
You think you're straight But just you wait! CONVERTER
You've gone round the world With all kinds of girls You're a man's man well that's what I'm hopin' Just some words from me And a six-pack or three We'll see how far your principles open
You're built to breed 'Til I plant the seed CONVERTER
[MAGICAL SPELL]
Your straightness...shall begin to ebb Once you're snared...in my pink web Eye of newt...and hair of style And while you're at it...sniff this vial!
Wing of bat and line of meth (and take this mint--it's for your breath) Warming up where you once froze Feel the rhythm--strike a pose
Here's your lotion--and your cream Welcome to the other team Smooth of chest and bare of thigh Plucked of brow and queer of eye
You're a soldier man From Afghanistan Don't ask don't tell me you don't want some Just take my hand And I'll have you stand- -ing at full attention in a condom
You'll kick and scream 'Til you're on my team CONVERTER
You think you're straight But just you wait! CONVERTER