Who's that comin' through the park Dressed in rhinestones after dark? Lookin' way too fat to be a cop Keepin' Memphis clean From his long black limousine Fightin' crime with fast karate chops
Oh, now Elvis was a narc In rhinestones after dark He did his best to keep Memphis drug-free He knew every pill he'd eat Would be one less on the street Elvis took 'em all for you and me
Now I still can't believe That The King would have OD'd He couldn't have done the drugs they say he did And even though he's DOA I still hear people say That he's got 'em all out at Graceland, somewhere hid
Oh-whoa-whoa Elvis was a narc In rhinestones after dark He did his best to keep Memphis drug-free He knew every pill he'd eat Would be one less on the street Elvis took 'em all for you and me