Brain, what do you want to do today? The same thing we do every day, Pinky... Endure Elmyra, then try to take over the world! The situation's changed For Pinky and the Brain No laboratory Alone in the rain. And someone's looking 'round For where they might be found It's stinky The Pinki and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain.
Their pressure magnified With every lab they tried They had to flee constantly Needing a place to hide.
Trapped inside a store A girl ran in the door She bought a discount turtle But ended up with more.
Furry things are nice I love my talking mice I take them to school And make them eat rice. I spray them with perfume In my own bedroom They're crinkly And often in great pain, pain, pain, pain, Pain, pain, pain, pain, Brain.
So Pinky and the Brain Share a new domain It's what the network wants Why bother to complain? The Earth remains a goal Some things they can't control They're Pinky Elmyra and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, (vo) I deeply resent this. Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, (vo) Troz! (laugh) Mousies! (splash!)