Bearded Jacky was the captain and had plundered lots of ships But now he sits in the tavern covered with some dirty shit He was heading bloody pirates who were brutal crazy crew Now to drink beer in a pub’s the only thing that he can do
CHORUS We tell you the sad story of poor Captain Jack He had the time of glory, they won’t ever come back Jack was a real bastard, had a pile of girls a day No one even could imagine it would all be blown away
Jack met girl and found her pretty, liked her eyes and her big tits Promised that he would protect her from the all annoying nits Overnight Jack spent with her, showing that he wasn’t bad In the morning cap was stunned – monkey’s lying in his bed!
Jack has lost his high position, can’t be captain anymore Everybody laugh at him, even foolish ugly whore The idea of this story’s simple as the wooden plank Don’t seek women after whiskey if you’re really fucking drunk!