If you are urban fools and never swam in pools And never fished in rivers and don’t have fishing tools You cannot feel his joy that children feel for toys The fish of his dreams, the best of all it seems
It swims in the streams and hides in the reeds It’s not a common fish, it’s better than you wish It’s stronger than Chuck Norrise, brave-hearted one and glorious The fish of the sort that can be Ocean Lord
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