Once in the Atlantic Ocean we were sailing through the fog That damn day we celebrated fight against the British dogs We’d just opened sixtieth barrel, flatty Paddy fell to sleep From the ocean waves came up the Giant Squid!
He was furious as devil, he was horror of the ships He was fucking devastating and enormous ocean beast Monster looked at our frigate, Monster stoped to smoke his pipe And we all thought at that moment “We will not survive!!!”
Meanwhile we were terrified our captain showed his braveness He rose to the upper deck and shouted to the waves “Hey, big Squid, you are a pirate, you can scupper any ship But you’ll never drink more whiskey than does our bosun Chip!”
Chip O’Reely took the barrel and another took the Squid All the sailors took the bottles and continued to drink Our bosun drank as Devil, but the Squid could drink much too Both forgot about the fight and nothing they could do