Inspired by Tim Burtons The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories
This is the story of the Oyster Boy He didn't even have to dress for Halloween His head was tiny and tasted OH-OH So delicious
He was so kind and gentle to everyone Great taste in music and always wore best of clothes But all his friends were only there for his Flesh cause it tasted - OH-OH-OH
Thou there were always eager girls surrounding Oyster Boy he was in fact getting lonelier Cause all those girls were only there for his Smell, oh it felt -
Hey look, there's Oyster Boy! Lick lick but don't destroy! Go have some, you should try! Suck suck but do not bite!
This is the story of the Oyster Boy He could feed averyone who needed to be fed If you're allergic to him you will surely turn Red, thou his flavour's -
This is the story of the Oyster Girl But when she finally met her Oyster Boy They were too old to make sweet babies And their child didn't taste -