Whats it like having pencils for teeth do you get much work done hows it like having marbles for eyeballs and hair fashioned out of gum
I know you live in a house made of paper and have a leather pouch for a lung your legs are made from tins and cans so where the hell are you from?
I know you've seen the bottom of the ocean I know you've travelled through space I know you stand out a bit on this planet but my what a pretty face
Where did you get those pointed ears I'd be interested in a pair myself I stole these pencils from a mathematician and these ears from an elf
and I 'spose you're gonna go ahead and tell me you took that gum from some children It was as easy as stealing candy from a baby so I guess that makes me a villain
Oh me oh my this guy is a killer oh me oh my watch out for his stinger oh me oh my just wait til the winter oh me oh my pencil tooth's a killer
Pencil tooth's a killer Pencil tooth's a killer watch out watch out watch out watch out watch out he's a killer
he'll steal your marbles and your sweets he'll steal your ears in pairs he'll rummage through your garbage and he won't even care
Oh me oh my this guy is a killer oh me oh my watch out for his stinger oh me oh my just wait til the winter oh me oh my pencil tooth's a killer