(Before Bulletproof Cupid became an instrumental, Brian spent quite a while trying to conjure some lyrics to complement the song. The idea was finally abandoned, but the attempt remains)
Everything's forgotten Everything's so rotten Why don't you release me? Why don't you just tease me?
I don't think I need you anymore I don't think I need another whore I just feel like you should wait Time will tell before it's too late When all is said and done you Just ain't no fun to be with
You're my bulletproof cupid You're my little stupid You're my fluctuated You're my inspector gadget You're my new toy to play with You're my toy boy to be with You're my bulletproof cupid Just a little too stupid
Everything is taken Everything's awakened Why don't you reject me? Why don't you just infect me?
I don't think I want this anymore I don't think I want another whore I just feel like we should wait Time unfolds then it's too late When all is said and done you Can't be the one to run with
You're my bulletproof cupid You're my little stupid You're my incarcerated You're my fortune faded You're my new tool to play with You're my new fool to be with You're my bulletproof cupid Still that little bit stupid